it should never be this serious for some weed.
so i was sitting here scrolling on twitter,
waiting for my jamaican patty to cook,
when i came across the following video.
a gram of weed goes missing and folks start looking for a suspect.
well a young vixen catches smoke and is forced to strip naked.
ya’ll…
Continue reading “Weed Can Get You Really Fucked Up Out Here” →

i ain’t never heard of nba youngboy.
i thought he was a nba baller wolf.
this is before i went on google.
come to find out,
eta: he is a 18 year old rapper wolf with 4 cubs/4 different vixens.
sounds like a winner.
everyone is talking about what he did to his girlfriend,
jania,
over the holiday weekend.
these are the tweets…
Continue reading “It Must Be Fun Being The Girlfriend of NBA Youngboy!” →

i didn’t think melania trump watched tv.
honestly,
i thought she stayed plugged up in a closet until it’s time for appearances.
well melania has two favorite shows she loves to watch.
i’m sure she sneaks on twitter to live tweet from a fake name too.
a foxholer sent me to the two shows via “the daily mail”…
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and even more…
lil mo boxing baller wolf hubby,
karl dargan,
clearly doesn’t give an ounce of an alleged fuck.
in getting caught AND what he tells these hoes in the dms.
one of them outed another alleged conversation between them via fameolous…
Continue reading “Karl Dragan: Why Is Your Homeboy Penis Allegedly Up In Your Phone?” →

i couldn’t do a fraternity.
i can “do” a fraternity wolf,
but i can’t do all that hazing nonsense.
like,
i’m not being degraded so i can be accepted.
i’ve been to a few parties were frat wolves were in attendance,
and i loved the comradery of what i witnessed,
but i can’t deal with what you gotta do to achieve it.
so mto got an anonymous letter about what one had to do in hazing.
i didn’t know alleged gay sex was part of hazing nowadays.
a vix-bi sent me the lead like so…
Continue reading “This Letter Gives A New Meaning To “Take The Wood” (Fraternity)” →

there are some moments when you’re out in wild,
you see some random shit,
and you’re forced to ask yourself:

“Is this shit really happening right now?”

this is when you’re thankful for the camera on your phone.
well the following video was sent in by a foxholer.
it was some wolf getting dragged down the street,
but like,
forreal forreal…
Continue reading “He Got A Good Dragging Down The Street” →