ugh

sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

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holding onto hope when the forest is on fire (literally)

How do you hold on to hope when the forests seem to be falling apart?

2025 came in like an uninvited guest who trashed the place before the party even started.
first…

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did that man who runs that platform call justin trudeau a “girl”?

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?
according to pop base on his x-twitter…

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“i was all in that hole and i’d do it again.”

i was taken back,
i won’t lie.
it also made me hornier than i already was…

i got sh!tted on

Have you ever wondered if life’s little messes are actually Gods way of sending us a message?

i didn’t want to leave my apartment at first.
it was 8am,
snow was coming down hard,
and my fridge was empty.
on top of that,
i was out of dishwashing liquid.
that is a survival essential if you hate dirty dishes as much as i do.

“i can do this tomorrow,” I thought.

….but what if tomorrow came and i pushed it back again?
tomorrow is christmas.
i was supposed to spend today with my straight boyfriend.
don’t ask,
it’s complicated.
he wanted us to do christmas eve and christmas together,
but plans got canceled thanks to him catching the flu.

So, it’s just me.
Again.

eventually,
i convinced myself to throw on some clothes and head to the store.
as soon as i stepped back outside with my groceries,
i noticed the snow had stopped.
out of nowhere:

BAM…

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