can you tell how vex angry i am?
keep reading.
so i forgot that the pre-sale tickets for “avengers end game” came out today.
thanks to twitter,
i got the memo and jumped my ass on “fandango“…

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i got eye-fucked today.
bloody senseless.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
ugh.
simply ugh…

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i’ve been wondering as of late…

Are people fuckin CLUELESS these days?

people don’t think before they speak/act/or move it past production.
it’s mind blowing the amount of ignorance these days.
i meaaannnn….

so fashion house,
“gucci”,
is suffering from the latter.
so a sweater they were selling had black folks all kinds of offended.
it allegedly resembled blackface…
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so i’m sick with the flu this weekend.
i know,
lucky me.
i decided to finish watching all 6 parts of the r. kelly documentary.
thoughts:

THAT HYENA IS SICK!

i cried while watching it too.
it was really hard to watch.
i was so grossed out at all the allegations i heard and saw.

sidebar: i place blame on most of the parents of these young vixens too.
sparkle gets a lot of blame herself.
they need to come get their “dumb ass” awards.

i was reminded r. kelly has a vast catalogue.
it didn’t help they played his music throughout the doc.
not only that,
he has written a ton of songs for various artists.
the songs we grew up on from some legendary artists too.
i hate that most of these songs are favs via “buzzfeed”…
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*some church folks can really annoy me.
now,
i’m not talmbout the ones who are cool.
the ones that go to church but are:

1) still regula degula
2) every other sentence about how God, Jesus, and the latter day saints are

so last night,
i went to bed with a lot on my spirit.
i prayed,
but i couldn’t relax worth a damn.
it was to the point i was tossing and turning.
i remember being half awake,
but still in a dream state…

Continue reading “church folks just love taking your joy, don’t they? *sucks teeth*” →

let’s font about “doordash”.
i’ve finished fuming enough to get into their folly.
so i’ve been legit fiending for chinese food.
it was so bad,
i had a dream i was eating white rice,
chicken wings,
and crab rangoons.
a random combination for me.
my usual: #3 off the lunch special/chicken and broccoli w white rice.
for whatever reason,
i’ve wanted something else.
on thanksgiving,
i tried to order but they wasn’t answering.
it was brick outside and i wasn’t leaving my crib PERIOD.
i decided i’d order the next day.
my home vixen randomly mentioned “doordash” in a recent conversation.
i saw my chinese food spot did “door dash” too.
so i signed up and ordered yesterday…

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