hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.
not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…

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what happened to mario?
he just up and vanished from the “r&b” scene.
my favorite song of his will always be:

i have legit listened to that song on repeat all day once.
i’ve seen some interesting thirst traps in my foxhole life.
straight wolves will do anything,
and i mean anything,
to let you know they are packing in the front and back.
what about whitening your teeth?
this is where mario comes in.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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what has soulja boy been doing with his life?
last i saw,
he was on “lhhhollywood” and then:

*POOF*

does he still make music?
i know one thing,
he has time to be thirst trapping on snapchat because…
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now…
some pictures are an accident and others are a thirst trap.
what do you think…
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^this is the saddest thirst trap i’ve ever witnessed.
justin bieber looks completely bored.
in turn,
i’m bored.
even him grabbing in his pipe looks sleepy.
yawn.
someone draft up a retirement statement for him stat!

lowkey: his eyes tell the entire story.

so the f-bi sent me this shot of foxhole fav,
jayceon taylor.
ummmmm…
when did he get this stacked?
whoa!
squats much?
i also saw this one on tumblr…
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