Where Da Hell You Been?

milkcartoni know what everyone is thinking?
i bet it starts off with:

“where the hell…”
“is he…”

i know.
i know.
i up and went missing on my people.
see what hadda happened was…

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Beauty and the Beat

I always wondered what a Disney movie,
based in hood,
would actually be like.

Well looks like my dreams came through!

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The Wolf Whose Fur Has Gotten So Cheap You Could See Right Through Him

At what point do you finally say:


I know that we meet Wolves who get in our heads and turn us out.
It is alway based on looks, sex, money, or loneliness.
In some sad cases, it’s all 4.
I am lucky to not have met any that have attempted to drag me down…. yet.
Star Fox was in a knock down, drag out that he finally realized his worth.
It took another Fox to hold a mirror in-front of him to realize that.

 I think a Fox has broken free….

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It Is Hard To Be The One Who Takes The Peen

It must be hell being a Fox, huh?

I’m asking YOU that question, seriously…
So they are saying that in Fox-dom, we are the lowest common denominator.
We tend to fall victim to all the bullshit going on around us.
We can never have real friends because everyone is always catty.
We can never be too feminine because we fit into that “stereotype” hairdresser or gay boyfriend.
Vixens always think we are some Dr. Phil for their own doomed love lives,
or we are an extended bitch on their shopping trips.
When we do meet a decent Wolf, being together for 2 months = 2 years.
We can never meet a decent Wolf because he only wants a relationship with our ass.
And then, we always must enter every room with our butt cheeks first.
As we see ourselves as the perfect Fox,
we get bombarded with images and ideals of what we “should” be or what we aren’t.

So, my fellow Fox…

Isn’t all that shit just… exhausting?

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…yet, My Foxy Ass Is Single?

So uh,
nice denim jacket Kerry.

Let’s get to the real questions…

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HAPPY FOX YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It our time this go around so let’s claim it & let’s get it!

Be safe and be careful,
whatever (or whoever) you may be doing tonight.