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“What An Asshole!”

foxes.
you ever talked to a wolf that had a real stink attitude?
like i mean super stank?
he may have been cute,
but all you can remember about him was: “what an asshole!”.
well meet ^the snow jackal who allegedly talked to michael sam back in the day.
he also leaked a snippet of their text convos.
look at how he allegedly remembers michael sam…

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You Will Not Lie and Say You Banged Dez Bryant With A Strap On

dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…

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f0xmail: The Tumblr Attention Whore I Fell For Don’t Text Me No Mo! Help!

FOXMAIL

Dear Jamari,

I was talking to this guy on tumblr and we had this instant attention for each other. We were texting and messaging each other everyday, but one day he stop texting and writing to me. I guess you can say he is kinda an attention whore on tumblr plus he has a webcam show. But anyway I knew it wrong for me to fall for a guy over in the internet, but I couldn’t help myself and now I am having a hard getting over him. How can I forget about him?

MY ANSWER…

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Well RG3 Gets Caught Up By His Blonde Bimbo

i told ya’ll rg3 had about one time to mess up.
i didn’t think it would happen this early!
go robert for having wifey and mistress…
…while texting mistress on wedding day.
cornball brothers aint shit either?…

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I Guess I’m The “Help! Save A Negro!” Contact In People’s Phone?

i really come thru for people.
sometimes a little too much in all honesty.
i guess the advice i give is usually effective.
today was another day of a friend needing my help.
my vixen friend texted me a couple of paragraphs,
it beginning and ending with: