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It Smells Like “Eau de Toilette: Le Side Hoe” In Here

i had a feeling it was too good to be true.
thank god i been there before.
was way too sexual,
said all the right sexual things,
only wanted to meet to try something sexual.
whatchu think?
i didn’t come this far to be “the dumb bitch” now right?…

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Kaboom! Guess Whose Pipe Leaked In Your Room?

i have always thought method man was attractive.

he always had this smooth laidback swagg about him.
i also had a thing for his lips.
how ironic i was just asking someone about him the other day.
wondering if he still did music?
was he chillin in retirement?
is he going to act in anything soon?
funky divena kinda answered my question.
he still fuckin’ loose mouth hoes because one leaked his pipe.
good enough for me…