i’ve had 4 people hit me up this week alone:

“WHERE IS MY STIMULUS?”
“Did you get your stimulus?”
“I’m tite I didn’t my stimmy!!!”

…and then this text i got from divaa:

everyone is asking one question…

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someone i know said yesterday:

“I’ll vote for a Trump in heartbeat for 2k.”

another said:

“See Trump be looking out for us with the money yo.”

this is a text i literally just got while writing this:

i had to wonder what dimension i fell into.
after all that uproar in the white house over the stimmy yesterday,
with trump demanding the funds be changed to 2k,
he ghosted everyone like a typical fuck boi…

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