stealing

let me post my crimes in my ig stories so you can love me

blatant stupidity entertains me.
i don’t understand why folks feel the need to “ig explorer page” their crimes.
it really baffles me,
but i wouldn’t have anything to font about.
so everyone meet arlando henderson.
allegedly,
he worked at wells fargo but got caught up robbing the company blind.
the way he allegedly caught his own self up tho…
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Joe Budden Is A Wanted Wolf (No, Seriously)

joe budden is a wanted wolf.
no dead ass…

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Damn, People Keep Stealin’ Dee’s Pictures

so if you see this picture on a gay sex site,
or even these…
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Leh Me Go Steal From Dis Sto With My Sons In Mah Bagz (Shoots)

aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

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It’s Not “Stealing” Anymore, Its Called “Inspired”.

we have the:
beyhive.
the navy.
katycats.
barbz.
lambs.
little monsters.
what do you call miley cyrus stans?
are you one?
does she even have a fan base yet?
miley has been transforming from this:

to this:

she’s twerking and all kinda new shit now.
she just had a photo spread in v magazine.
as i looked at the photos,
i couldn’t but wonder…

is “this” really her?

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He Got The Train Ran On Him Just For Those Christian Louboutin Sneakers

I hesitated on posting this story,
but I felt I should because all my readers (and lurker Baller Wolves and Foxes) need to read this.

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One thing about this lifestyle is the constant need to look image ready.
In The Concrete Forest, everyone wants to live up to a certain image.

SWAGG

One place to go see this “swagg” in action is Soho and Times Square.
It is like a mini fashion show,
and if you do not keep up with The Jones,
you could as well consider yourself blacklisted.

The real secret is 90% of these Foxes, Wolves, Vixens, and Hybrids are BROKE.
They are spending money they do not have to impress people that don’t care about them.
The hot new thing is doing credit card scams to keep up appearances in the city.
Face it, half of them are all dressing and acting like “social media celebrities” to fit in.

So many people move to NY and then have to move out because they lost their focus in clubs and store dressing rooms.
So many Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids are in debt and couch hopping because of their “lifestyle“.
Their flashing lights need to be dimmed, but they get turned off due to lack of payment.
I know about 7 Foxes and Wolves who had to move back to their hometowns after dreams of coming here to be “something“.
So don’t let Twitter or Facebook fool you.
These FOOLS are living beyond their means.