i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (92)

imagine being on the beach,
admiring all the meat around you,
indulging a nice tan of sorts,
and then this happens…
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Anyone Can Fuck In An Elevator Tho (2018 Spring Break)

*the following entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

freaknik and black spring break,
but in the 90s tho.
that’s when folks could be ratchet without any evidence.
you could go down there and drink,
smoke,
and fuck until you couldn’t do it anymore.
you come back home and act like it all never happened.
i heard it use to get wild af back then.
ask your parents and older family members.
as a cub hearing these legendary stories,
i wished i could have seen it for myself.
social media has been in a gasp.
folks was talking about this video down in miami for ’18 spring break…
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How Do You Stop Staring At All That Butt?

So picture this…

Your STRAIGHT friend decides to sleep over your spot.
DISCLAIMER: He doesn’t know that you like dudes at all.
You both are going away to Cancun for spring break so he decided to sleep over and ya’ll both go to the airport.
That night, he strips down to his boxers and spreads his bed on the floor in your room.
He gets some push ups in because he wants his body to be ready for all the Spring Break Fuckery….