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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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i will not fall into your trap satan (you will not lure me into the pits of over-thinking hell)

“i don’t know what i want to do with my life.”
“let me scroll twitter for a while again…”
“maybe i should jack off again.
i mean,
shit,

i’ve done it like 5 times so far…”
“i wonder what he is doing?
does he even still think about me anymore?”
“i should be over him,
but i can’t seem to get him off my mind.”
“do i want a job or a career?”
“what would i even do in this new world of wfh these days?”
“i’m feeling scared for the future,
but i’m still trying to stay optimistic.”

“are we sure unemployment is extended?”
“let me go watch a tv show or something…”

that was me over-thinking in the span of 10 minutes just now.
i had to get tf up and write this entry.
you know what i’ve realized during this social isolation?…

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so ya’ll might be back to work as early as next week? (no more social distancing?)

you will be back on the apps by this time next week.
why?
trump seems to have changed his mind on social distancing.
everyone might be back outside pretty soon because via “the huffington post“…

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