the devil wants to really bring me down.
i have a moment where things are calm,
but then all hell breaks loose.
so i wanted to get a physical to make sure i was good.
the last job i was at told me i was covered until the end of the month.
okay.
well i get a letter just now from the lab work…
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you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news…
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the word “friend”.
we throw it around a lot.
we give it to those who were nice to us for a day.
in reality,
95% of those in our lives are not our friends.
well one of my home vixens is learning that tonight…
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“see this is what we not gon’ do…”
is it me,
or have most of the whites really started showing their tails as of late?
i know racism has always been alive and well in the country,
but everything seems more enhanced now.
social media has helped show us the real world.
it can be really gross.
so i saw this picture and couldn’t stop smh via yahoo…
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i know this type well.
it’s usually a young hood she-hyena.
she got mad pineapples in her spot and her cubs are there.
either one of the pineapples is fuckin’ her,
or they all are,
but it’s def a case for cps.
well meek mill uploaded the following caption:

and this video…
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i suspect the next time anyone wants fake bunz,
they will make sure to do the research.
so a transgendered she-jackal is headed to jail.
she thought she could play “doctor” and fill bawdy parts with glue and fix-a-flat.
it wasn’t until one of her clients died that she was hauled off to jail.
well she will be sitting on her own fix-a-flat to think about her crimes via the new york post…
Continue reading “Dr. Fix-A-FLat Won’t Be In The Office For A While (Try Back In A Few Years)” →