smackin cheeks can get odell up to 6 months in jail

um,
what was odell thinking?
like,
why did he think this was okay?
questions beyond questions.
he smacked the tail of a security guard down in new orleans in monday:

~~can we font about him staring at it like a glazed ham tho?~~
odell must have been drunk outta his mind to do that.
well,
it seems he might go to jail over those paws via “espn“…

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Best Buy Has The Sexiest Security Guards

i remember the days i use to think i was invisible to wolves.
that i was wearing some kind of invisibility cape.
something similar to harry potters.
well as of late,
it seems like something has changed.
i don’t know if my third eye has opened up,
my chakras have been cleared,
or voodoo has been lifted,
but wolves “see” me now.
they look in my direction a lot longer.
eye contact tends to be a lot deeper.
take the security guard wolf in best buy just now…
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