scandal

SCANDAL, WHAT????

scandal????
scandal,
what?????
omg!!!

omg!!!
scandal,
what?????
thoughts?

lowkey: i can’t.

last night’s scandal completely blew me away.
i want to focus on the one thing that gave me the inspiration to write this.
if you haven’t watched it yet,
watch it ( x here ).
if you have then…
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What If Scandal Was A Cartoon?

so the f-bi knows i love scandal.
i try to live tweet about it on my twitter as im watching.
one of my trusty fox gladiators sent me this video labelled “watch now and smile”.
i did more than smile…
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Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Answered The Phone? (Yeah But I Did Tho)

somewhere between deciding if i should watch scandal or glee first,
since everyone was crying over the latter,
i got a phone call from someone i didn’t think i would hear from again last night.
it was star fox.
a look of pure shock landed on my face.
i was hoping i’d answer the phone,
proceed to cuss him the fuck out,
and then wait for the logic explanation.
spy?
witness protection?
bet?
i know that wasn’t gonna happen because unless he knows a good plastic surgeon,
that was him we buried a couple months ago.
when i answered,
it was mama fox.
she was crying.

“omg are you okay?” i asked.
“no.
no i’m not.” she responded.
“whats going on?” i asked.

maybe i shouldn’t have asked that…

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Are We The Foxhole or Are We Bitches?

foxhole…
scandal is off to a damn good start for season 3.
i missed this show terribly over the summer.
olivia pope makes me feel so alive.
i love how she solves problems.
they show should teach you how celeb teams solve issues as well.
i’m a proud #gladiatorfox.
tonight’s episode really goes to show that you can be perfect,
play by the rules,
and rescue cats from trees in your spare time.
as soon as a scandal breaks and your name is on the package…
suddenly everyone is “returning to sender”.
“how they gonna set up…”
sheeeeesh.
i don’t want to give to much away,
but:

x watch this and watch this now

lowkey: abby looks great,
harrison and fitz look like sex,
and melly looks amazing.
season 3 brought top notch make up artists and stylists.

The Church Pews Arent The Only Thing Giving Wood Nowadays

church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…