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Would You Suck On Lebron James Toes?

 

tumblr_lshxj7eOx11qgj6jvo1_500“thats right.
suck on the pinky toe boo.
put your tongue in between the creases…”
lebron james and “his soon to be” wife,
savannah,
decided to take a quick trip to st. tropez.
he decided to wear flip flops and well…

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There Have Been Hurtful Things Said About Me…

tumblr_le71r5kswW1qbuyrvpaula deen made her appearance at the today show this morning.
everyone is talking.
are you eatin’ up what she is selling today?…

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I’m Just The Bitch That Makes The Biscuits

tumblr_m9mx2oIlZb1qac8f9o1_400since we have been roasting her a new one,
this video below had me crying

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PAULA DEEN IS NOT A RACIST!!! SUPPORT HER!!

tumblr_inline_movjk2oSpK1qz4rgpthere is no doubt paula deen would have defenders.
i’m sure they’re all obese with diabetes like her hog ass.
well a black pastor offers his explanation to why she isn’t a racist…

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Who the FUCK Is Chris Montgomery??!?!?!?!?!!!?

take it all in…

yes.
there is a video to this…

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We Are Like A Secret Sorority. All We Ask Is Trust…

“I have a very reliable source who clubs and drinks with all of the athletes that come through Orlando. He was all over the Tiger Woods issue and knew what all happened with Tiger prior to it being released publicly.
“My buddy has a place in Orlando, Lake Nona to be exact, and he lives among some athletes that live there in Orlando. Needless to say he golfs, drinks, and parties with some of the best people in central Florida. So when word got to him while at the bar last night, he called me. Word got out while drinking with friends, that Rashard Lewis slept with Lebrons girl while visiting SouthBeach.”

“I have no idea [where the rumor came from], that’s what I’m trying to figure out. I went with my regular day of working out and I come home and I hear the same rumor. I can most definitely tell you that those rumors are 100% definitely false, they’re not true and I don’t know how it came up.”
” If anything they need to let the man play, he’s trying to win a championship. Putting all this negative stuff out about him ain’t doing anything but messing with his head. They need to leave the man alone, let him play. He’s in the NBA finals, let him go out there and win a NBA Championship. This is crazy, I can’t even believe this.”
“I’ve never met [Savannah] before. I actually spoke to his step father, the father that raised him to send a message to him that it’s a 100% false as well as he said on their side of the camp, they know it’s not true. They don’t believe it and told me not to worry about it all. I told him to go out there and play the game.[…]The NBA, we’re like a small sorority, we’re like brothers you don’t do that to a brother. That’s something you don’t do. I would never cross that line.” – Rashad Lewis comments about sleeping with Lebron’s girl/baby mama/girl he isn’t tryna marry but keep the kids coming.

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