ryan lochte,
swimmer wolf currently participating in the ’16 rio olympics,
got robbed with three teammates last night.
i guess no one warned him about brazil.
well this is what happened in his words…
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oh…
find “him” now all right.
“him” being a violent jackal out for blood and that wallet.
an f-bi wanted to update the foxhole on another hook up app story.
this time its on “jack‘d”.
the irony.
the story was found via atlanta q journal…
Continue reading “Don’t Get Jacked on “Jack’d” (The Irony?)” →

yes chris.
walk over and stand in the corner with your poncho.
check the alleged revelation our chris had…
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i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
Continue reading ““Bad Association Spoils Useful Habits” (or May Just Rob Your Crib)” →

i bet your tail you sit up if something like ^that hit you up.
shidddddddd.
since the economy is so bad these days,
and the republikkkans turned off unemployment,
a lot of riff raff will be doing “riff raff like” behavior.
innocent people on various social media platforms.
“stick you for ya cream and ya riches
zsa zsa gabor,
demi moore,
prince diana,
and all those rich bitches” – no time, lil kim.
i mean we have talked about the dangers of grindr on many occasions,
but it seems to never get old.
an f-bi sent me a story of a grindr hook up gone completely wrong…
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an f-bi sent me this story and all i could do was “smmfh”.
so desean jackson is one of those baller wolves who thinks he can trust “anyone”.
“yeah naw i’ll leave you my keys while i’m on the road.
i need someone to water my plants and feed my turtle.
i know we just met like last year,
but you seem cool.”
this is the same baller wolf who also trusted someone who told him he could rap.
well he learned not to trust “no one” because someone in his circle robbed his ass.
pro football talk has all this foolishness…
Continue reading ““How To Get Got” Feat. DeSean Jackson and His “Ain’t Shit” Friends” →