let me font ya’ll something about ^that jackal up here.
you see him?
r. kelly.
well…

He ain’t going NOWHERE

and i’ll font you why…
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“yo i got that shit.”

that is what my high school wolf friend said to me over the phone.
i never saw the alleged video,
but i was curious.
i wanted to know if it was really r. kelly.

“bump n grind” r .kelly
“feelin on your booty” r .kelly
“put his music on so we can fuck” r. kelly
“i was in lust with his bottom lip” r .kelly

i couldn’t believe it.
at that time,
there was no internet or “black twitter”.
it was word of mouth or your own experience.
so he bought it over and…

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so r kelly’s album,
black panties,
dropped last week.
one of my favorite “robin hood” f-bi sent it to me for review.
i hadn’t listen to it as of yet,
but i was gonna get to it today at some point.
well another f-bi sent me this article that…
well…

check this shit about r kelly’s sexual assault accusations from the village voice.
the person being interviewed is jim derogatis,
the reporter to receive the first alleged r kelly sex tape.
the one you may/may not have watched.
well its kinda long,
but i highlighted the good parts…

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so lady gaga hosted snl this weekend.
she invited special guest r kelly to take the stage with her.
okay, thats fine.
someone explain their performance of “do what u want” for me:

x click here to watch it

…because im absolutely confused.
is this what it has come to gaga?
should i also ask r kelly the same question as well?

tonight one of my favorite songs came on during shuffle.
one of my songs that i listen to when i have stars in my eyes and big dreams in my mind.
r kelly is a genius when it comes to the music he creates.
i have pretty much all his music in my collection,
but the “r” album is one of my favorites.
not before “tp-2.com” and right above “r kelly”.
he has a song on that album called “did you ever think” remix with nas,
where he recalls when he use to have stars in his eyes and big dreams in his mind.
the hook sounds like what god asks him when life stands still:

Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that you would be the don?
Have a crib with a fifty acre lawn
Did you ever think that you would be this paid?
Were there times when your ass was real afraid?
Did you ever think that you would sell out tours?
Have a show with fifty million viewers…

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my baller wolves,
wolves,
hybrids,
foxes,
vixens.
those who want to make sure their secrets are protected.
i have written about non disclosure agreements before.
there are way too many evil hoes out here lookin’ for a come up.
see: kerry rhodes and his drama.
BUT have no fear because jamari fox is here…

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