^that was a whatsapp from a friend of mine.
she needed to get a crib by the end of the month.
during these last few weeks,
everywhere she looked…

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i get a lot of “panic” foxmails from dl wolves/foxes/and hybrids.
the main question i get is:

“animals,
and my family,
are asking why i don’t have a girlfriend.
i try to dodge the question,
but they still keep asking.
halp!”

well have no fear,
jamari fox is here.
this is my solution to that pesky question…
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everyone wants to know who jussie is smashin’.
“jamal” from empire for those who are confused.
well you can all stop wondering!
we have been smashing for quite some time.
yes.
he lives in my foxhole…
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i have a dream…
no i’m not gonna bust out with a mlk speech.
i like to ask questions.
you know this.
i’m a fox.
i’m nosy.
i really want to ask questions no one else is asking.
one of my dreams is to ask anonymous baller wolves…
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well the kerry rhodes movement can’t stop; won’t stop.
kerry had a big “ask me anything” on deadpsin today.
he even addressed the peanuty buddy situation…
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i like yeezus’s approach to the paparazzi asking him questions.
it is a huge life lesson wrapped up in a simple:
“shut the fuck up”
when someone you don’t care tries to get in ya business.
the paps still ain’t learn tho.
well he treats the american paps like shit,
but he is all smiles with the french…
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