what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
“bob”?
“brian”?
anyway,
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
gone,
maybe?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman…
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