He Is Back In My Life (To Hurt Me Summo)

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640“where are you?”

“i’m out west right now…”

“princess.
seriously…?”

i got no answer after that.
so she went back to him…
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The Princess and The Fuck Hispanic N*gga (Pineapple)

tumblr_static_largelast night at like close to 11pm-ish,
in the middle of a deep cleansing facial,
i was interrupted by the sounds of my phone going off.
a lot.
as much as i wanted it to be “11pm to 3am entertainment”,
it was actually my home vixen.
she wrote this to me…
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My Jackal Cheated On Me So Now He In The Doghouse

Maltese_puppy_cutthey cheatin’ on you with…
so,
and this is a legit question:

You ever wanted to get it in with a dog?

okay.
don’t look at me like that.
some of ya’ll have some strange fetishes nowadays.
well the following story is a disturbing one.
vixen finds out her wolf was cheating on her…
with her dog,
princess.

i know.
an f-bi sent me the following via the new york daily news
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Who Want It? (Mario Kart Edition)

Let’s take it to a lighthearted post…

You see this game here?
Ima get a little cocky right now.

NO ONE…
and I repeat…
NO ONE can see me in this game.

I am the almighty…
Shit, eternal…

CHAMPION GOD FOX …. of Mario Kart…

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