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the “on accident” eggplant that belongs to a “straight” attentionisto

if you a real “got a good photographic memory” type of muthaufucka,
you can track attentionistos by the size and length of their eggplants.
ones you THOUGHT were straight.
well,
i thought he was straight but i feel ya’ll got a “DUH” waiting for me.
for The Foxhole,
we get a ding in our senses.
so when i had a big azz ding about the following eggplant…

and the exceptionally round tail it was going in and out of

that made me put 2×2 together...

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this king does OF right (from my POV)

i love males who do OF right.
they don’t play games or make you pay extra fees.
they don’t ghost you after you paid a grip for a 2 minute video either.
they slide you content,
at a relatively afforable price,
and their OF usually FREE.99.
if you are a consistent customer,
they make sure you get exclusives.

gay males and vixens are usually really good on OF tbh.

Straight males,
however,
can be TRASH on there.

i wish more gay males would punish scamming like businesses who pulled DEI.
i will font tho that i’m ecstatic that…

FLASH BROWN HAS NOW ENTERED A FOXHOLE

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Nudity, Sexual Situations, Adult Content

top news is on-brand for this entry.
so i guess flash brown has entered the foxhole.
not my foxhole,
but in another fox’s foxhole.
flash brown claims he is “daddy” in his latest onlyfans: