is your phone constantly in your paws?
does the thought of not checking your social media make you sick?
when does the withdrawal start if you don’t pick up your phone?
do you need to take a selfie every hour?

it’s not surprise we are addicted to our phones.
i often ask myself…
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at most jobs,
they frown upon texting on the clock.
if you are caught,
you will be written up.
repeat offenders could possibly get that ass out the door.
well if you work for nicki minaj,
she may throw it out the window.
this is allegedly what happened when she saw her security on his phone…
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the pretty vixen sent me ^this in a text the other day.
i swear to god that every time i see it,
bad mood or not,
i bust out laughing.
it never fails.
reading it and then seeing nene face kills me.
karaoke gonna ask me when i sent it to her:

“what does put them to sleep mean?”
murder or whoring?”

i had to give her a quick run down of putting one back to sleep.
thanks chris brown.
i had a question for the foxhole after look at the meme tho…

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i looked at the weather and it didn’t say there was going to be a shit storm.
must have snuck past.
smh.
i might not have patience.
that could be it.
it would explain a lot.
i usually want things to happen this instant.
that little spoiled brat that hasn’t grown up.
either way,
the last two days in my life were hell.
it would explain the late postings…
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mister available.
the one who is always there.
you call; i answer.
you text; i reply.
if i like you,
or i consider you my family,
i’m always available when someone needs me.
when i need someone tho,
some of those same people will blatantly ignore me.
well in this new season of “phoenix”,
i’m starting to change that…
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work wolf turned me on today.
i hate to admit that.
well no i don’t.
i never seen him get angry or overly aggressive until earlier…
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