he still trying to fight this?
he is getting tired because he’s losing.
no one likes him.
#teamkerryrhodes.
this little peanut possum doesn’t know when to leave well enough alone.
this time he does a video interview with wwtdd….

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i couldn’t sleep last night.
tossed and turned.
i let this “kerry rhodes/the roasted peanut” get to me.
filled with anger and sadness,
every time i closed my eyes,
i was awakened with a nightmare.
today i’m exhausted.
in life,
we meet people who try to befriend us,
or even love us.
what happens when it turns out to be all a lie?
they use those moments,
the ones we thought we shared of happiness and good times,
to fan the flames of a scandal?
laying in bed,
lights on at 3am,
i couldn’t help but wonder…

Was it all a lie?

Continue reading “Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Bitter Stunt Queen” →

…and the beat goes on.
wow.
this is what he had to say on baller alert:
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….and BANG.
peanut tells all.
i have no words right now.
well i do,
but i’ll hold them til after.
get ready for “the interview”…
Continue reading “ATTENTION: Peanut Lands First Interview With Bossip!” →

tired of having sex with a condom?
completely over “baby is it still on?”
no adult diapers in your future?
well look no further foxes,
wolves,
and hybrids…
have i got the device for you!
introducing raw dawg!.
NSFW!…

Continue reading “How To Have Raw Sex and Still Keep Your Walls In Tact.” →

ya know,
i have never said this before.
i usually like to stay humble,
but i gotta say this.
i mean it too.
after looking at that video of peanut on facebook…

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