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one of my good friends stays payin’ bail about pit bulls.
i refuse to let my feet off their necks.
something about those dogs is dangerous af to me.
i feel like it’s in their nature to snap and maul your ass.
i read a story today that didn’t help change my mind.
the victim was mauled and had her arms amputated by a pit bull mauling.
she found out she had no arms when she awoke from her coma.
per daily mail…
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waitttttttt…
i’m not even watching the oscars tonight but my phone started blowing up.
it seems will smith had enough of chris rock and his jokes.
will went black,
went up on stage,
and did this…
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now that we’re back outside,
and summer is around the corner,
many of us are headed to fairs and amusement parks.
i haven’t been to an amusement park since 2003 tbh.
i think the last time i went to a fair was in 2002.
it’s been a while.
i don’t know if i fuck with amusement parks too tough these days.
a 14-year-old died after falling off a 430-foot ride down in orlando…
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guys…
The Universe loves me!
the other day,
i was watching laura dern videos from big little lies on hbo.
she played my favorite karens named renata klein on that show.

i randomly asked myself if she would ever do another jurassic park.
this happened today with the new trailer for “jurassic world dominion“…

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it feels like so many people are angry these days.
it’s like the slightest thing will set someone off.
sometimes it feels like you’re walking on eggshells with people.
don’t say or do the wrong thing because they’ll cold clock you.
who knew a piece of steak would send 40 people into a massive brawl?
i didn’t know folks got down like this at the golden corral…

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i don’t know how some of ya’ll do it during zoom calls at work.
it’s probably the thrill of it all tbh.
i would be so concerned with lighting and angles,
or being caught taking a nap,
but everyone else is in full-blown ratchet mode during zoom calls.
some of ya’ll like to have sex while thinking your cams and mics are off:

so an alleged school teacher in birimingham decided,
while in the middle of teaching kids,
that she wanted to give her class a teachable moment.
the problem is that her camera was still on while getting smashed…

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