i wasn’t gonna font tonight.
i needed a break,
plus i’m not feeling good.
as i was catching up on “this is us“,
one of the foxholers sent me a email tonight.
in the body of it,
it said:

“Go watch the stories.”

it was from an ig by keith d rowe aka @dreeeeewey.
his friend,
ny’zavian dozier aka @damndozi,
was involved as well.
they are two gay males who were on vacation in croatia.
well foxhole,
i’m literally frozen at what i watched.
i had to font about this.
so this is how the first story started:

and these are the stories…

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i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him…

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i gotta stop opening twitter in public.
as much as i love it,
that site will get your ass caught up.
marvin bienaime knows how to get your ass caught tf up.
i opened my twitter today and gasped so loud,
folks at my job instantly looked in my direction.
why?
well…

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why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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i’m starting to understand The Universe as i go.
before,
it was really confusing to me,
but i think that was the issue.
i was making it a bigger deal than it needed to be.
for a long time,
i asked The Universe:

“Why isn’t this happening?!
I asked for it!
Dammit!”

…and nothing.
that seems to have changed because i’m getting more “in sync” than ever.
this morning,
i was on my twitter feed and saw this tweet:

How y’all feel about these pic.twitter.com/iY1GwIhxb8

— King❤️ (@HartofGold91) August 28, 2019

that polaroid jacket made me so hard foxhole…

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i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
well,
almost anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
Continue reading “who wears short shorts? (iman shumpert wears short shorts)” →