“Yo Straight Gay Wolf, Do Wanna Be My Manz? PAUSE and NO HOMO.”

Have you ever told a Straight Wolf about you?

Not any Straight Wolf, but the one you real cool with.
He is pretty much your best friend (do people still have those these days?)
He will call you when he was Vixen, or any problem for that matter.
He has no issue taking off his shirt or walking around in his drawz.
But, he will also, for some odd reason, act like you are his man… low-key.
And then when you think the coast is clear for you to be bold,
he says:

“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT…”

but will then do some other suspect shit on a later date.

…HUH?

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B2K… The Goodbye Tour?

Are you ready to see them band together for one final hoo-rah?
All that pop lockin, dry humpin, 1, 2 3 steppin action… for the last time?
…..

Well, one desperate schizophrenic wants to keep hope alive.…

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Who Do U Trust? Are You 4 Sure?

Do we truly know our friends?

That is a question I am sure we have asked at one point of our lives.
After a year of dropping fake friends and associates left and right,
I am starting to see what a fake friend really is.

You do not want to have all kind of fake people with you on your path to stardom.
It is better to cut them off at the pass before they get to spoiled at the destination.

Below is a list for you to finally answer all the question…

IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA: FRIEND OR FOE????

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The Scariest Phone Call EVER

“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”