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when the penis is nice and big on the show, you might have to hop on it in real life too (it’s sex/life)

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

picture this:

You are an actor in a show.
You meet your love interest and he is fuckin’ fione.
The movie requires you both to have some intense sex scenes.
You realize the real-life sex might be as good as the show sex.
Guess what happens after reenacting a scene in your trailer from 11pm to 3am?

i mean,
some of us fuck our co-workers for less.
that is how it seems sarah shahi met her australian co-star,

adam demos,
on netflix’s “sex/life“.

 

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judging from this scene in the show…

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it looked like michele morrone came out and i was not in his dms being thirsty af


i’m attracted to handsomeness and sex appeal on males
even though black wolves will always be my first choice,
i can appreciate that combo on other races as well.
michele morrone,
a 30-year-old italian actor/model/and singing wolf,
is a good mix of handsomeness and sex appeal that i’m attracted to.
he is everything in “365 days” on netflix.

 

it was the italian version of “50 shades of grey“.
that movie turned me on too much that i couldn’t finish it.
the sex scenes >



it’s safe to font that most vixens want to fuck michele after that movie.
gay/bi males thought they had a shot when it looked like he came out on ig.
he posted this pic with fellow italian actor/model wolf,
simone susinna

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hi, i’m an empath and i f*cked up my vibe watching some sh*t on netlflix

i’ll never forget how scared i was when i went to see spike lee’s,
summer of sam“.
i remember karaoke dropping me home and running my ass into my building.
she was equally as scared too.
i’m not scared of myers,
krueger,
or voorhies.
i’ll admit i was shook over chuckie and zombies as a kid tho.
“summer of sam” was based on a real serial killer in new yawk by the name of david berkowitz.
his thing was shooting people,
either in cars or walking,
at point-blank range.
he claims his next-door neighbor’s dog told him to kill people.
he had this city in a headlock in the late 70s.
the case always fascinated me tbh.
i decided to watch the first episode of “the sons of sam: a descent into darkness” on netflix yesterday…

 

but i can’t fuck with the other 3 episodes…

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so i watched halston on netflix and i have a few thoughts…

i had on my schedule to pencil in some time to watch “halston” on netflix.
it stars ewan mcgregor,
who plays the iconic fashion designer,
and was executive produced by ryan murphy.
when i was moonlighting as a freelance stylist at fashion week,
i did one of his shows.
see:

shout out to the ones who put me on to that.
anyhoo,
i took three important tidbits from the show…

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cheer! jerry harris is headed to prison

i just don’t get the appeal of messing with children.
i’m sure it’s about control.
when you’re on the way to stardom,
it’s really sad when you get caught up for your disgusting ways.
jerry harris was on his way to fame by being on the netflix show,
cheer“.
the show has won two emmys thus far.
he was getting invited to talk shows and everything:

and this is the outcome after all of this…

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all of the 90s black tv show classics are gonna be back in stock (on this decade’s blockbuster video)

“90s and up” kids understand the joy that was blockbuster video.
friday nights at blockbuster was poppin’.
that’s when you go to rent the newest release that was in the theater.
i use to beg my parents to pick up “such and such” a movie/game.
for those who remember,
there was like 50-11 copies of the new movie and all of them would be gone.
honestly,
those were some of the best moments of my childhood.
in 2020,
blockbuster is no more (well except one place in the us)…

…but it’s all about streaming movies and tv shows.
no more getting vex by something we want to see not being in stock.
it’s all there at our fingertips,
whether illegally or not.
i woke up from a nap today to see all of my 90s fav black tv shows are coming back…

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