who remembers bret lockett?
i do.
he use to be a fixture in the foxhole.
i let him change light bulbs with his shirt off.
he had a little scandal with kim kardashian and vanished.
well he is back and just how i like him.
naked…

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evelyn said fuck it.

she has her life fixed.
she is the new spokesperson for peta.
bbw 5 is now taping.
she has grown up past the drama.
now, it’s time to let bygones be bygones…

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braylon is a ny jet again.
congrats.
he also got another surprise after he came back to new york too…

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i wish they would go at breezy wolf the way they went at him.
he needs THIS.
chad held his own though on espn first take.
i’m glad this wasn’t a sugar coated interview.
GET HIM!
they were coming at him at all angles with this interview…

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lord.
5 hours of straight pipe to cheek beat down?
right after a game where they LOST?
you know that smash session will need plenty of water and a new headboard.
i don’t think i could take it.
some of you might enjoy that non stop bedroom roller coaster.
brandon marshall of the bears may have revealed a secret that may have some of you excited…
or scared….

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i have heard so many people talking about how fine this matt person is.
i was so caught up with others that i didn’t check him out.
well, one of my f-bi sent me him to feature today….
i see what everyone was talking about…

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