You Gonna Need To Leave An Hour Early For Work Due To The MTA

it never fails when i’m early for work,
the mta makes me late.
my bosses don’t seem to realize that.
¬†they take the metro north so they wouldn’t.
my job was talking about come in an hour earlier.
YEA TF RIGHT!
as with anyone in new yawk,
they know how unreliable the mta is.
it will legit have you vex af in the morning.
well prepare to be even more annoyed,
new yawk foxhole.

they about to do a decade of construction,
which means an absolute shit show ahead.
this is what the “daily mail” had to say…

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When Prada Bags Fall On Train Tracks (And The Vixen Who Went To Get It)

in my life,
i know a vixen who jumped down on the tracks to get her phone.
i often wondered what i would do if something i own fell down there?
facts,
but i would probably cry.
this snow bunny knocked my phone clean out my paws the other day.
it nearly fell on the tracks.
i felt myself reacting.
she didn’t even apologize or offer to pick it up.
well a vixen jumped down on the tracks to get her bag last week.
a vix-bi sent me what happened to her via “the ny daily news”
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King James Goes Down and Takes A Ride

imagine sitting on the new yawk train,
minding your business,
and a bunch of tall black baller wolves stroll on?
no…
this isn’t your fantasies of a gang bang.
it’s what happened today with the cleveland cavs.
king james and his teammates decided to take the mta.
well…
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When Gentrification Goes Wrong and Gets Racist On The MTA

we don’t play out here in new yawk.
being belligerent and racist will get the paws on you real quick.
this snow jackal on the L train was both of those things.
he learned real quick via baller alert
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