Tag: mother
How I Met Your Mother
so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
100 dollars.
last time was 175.
like wtf?
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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Mendeecees Harris Is Not Going To Jail
well,
that’s good news for this one, right?…
“No. No way. No, no.”
his words in court today:
not mine.
are we sure he doesn’t get down?
there are two sides to every story.
menfeces had his chance to tell his side of the story today….
You Give Head Better Than Your Mother
that’s what he said:
that is some bold and off the wall shit to say!
who is “he” you ask?
oh!
everyone say wassup to mendeecees harris.
you probably know him better from here:
Dez Bryant Likes To Beat It Up…. Only This Time, It Was His Mama.
what a sad and dusty mug shot.
yeah.
i am big on mothers.
this one here is now thrown to the wolves (no pun intended).
take it away terez…
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Guess What Mark Ingram Bought His Mama?
It must be a good feeling when your son gets drafted to the NFL.
All those days of beating his ass to do good pays off.
Mark Ingram’s mother should be so proud!
Plus, she has made a fine moutain of a son.
But that is besides the point.
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