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tyrese wants us to personally know his marriage is over

tyrese looks like he would be exciting to be married to.
he comes off like the type that will wake up and start ranting about a dream at 4 am.
i could be wrong,
but that is the type of energy he gives me.
you see how he handled that beef with the rock a while back.
( x they have recently kissed and made up )
like that situation,
tyrese decided to give an ig statement on his recent divorce

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how could andrew gillum’s wife accept his filthy and disgusting bisexuality? YUCK.

i need everyone to calm down.
andrew gillum and his wife,
r. jai,
might have not realized that they set the forests on fire today.

“How can this black wife be so accepting of her bisexual and sloppy husband?”

i dunno,
how can some be so accepting of their trashy exes or philandering husbands?
staying together for the sake of the kids and bible.
why is it…

Black males can accept and marry a bisexual vixen and it’s not even a story?

you don’t even have to answer.
it’s kinda disappointing to read the comments about this situation.
the homophobia flags are at full staff today.
honestly…

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kyle goffney and jones tamar’s marriage: grand opening; grand closing?

i’m gonna give two really controversial opinions.
ready?
okay…

97% of gay males shouldn’t get married

98% of people in general need to keep their relationships off social media

gay males need more than cute selfies to be marriage material.
there is always a “crafty whore(s)” lurking behind these social relations.
so on twitter,

i saw that a recent union between kyle goffney and jones tamar ended after a month.
this was the ig press release on kyle’s page…
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i can kinda see why faith evans would marry stevie j

who woulda thunk?
faith evans might be having some kind of crisis.
it’s either that,
or she is trying to be an attentionista like the rest.
so she tied the knot with a random stevie j.
i guess for their honey moon,
they both decided record and release some random music.
this is a snippet of the video for their upcoming single,
a minute“…

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Say Goodbye to Lance Gross

Screen Shot 2015-05-23 at 11.35.55 AMi’m going to try and write this one without weeping.
okay there goes a tear…
anyway word in the forest is that lance gross and rebecca jefferson,
his fiance and baby’s mother…
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I Will Bust A Fat Stupid Nut All In The Name of Jesus!

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hmm…

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