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i can kinda see why faith evans would marry stevie j

who woulda thunk?
faith evans might be having some kind of crisis.
it’s either that,
or she is trying to be an attentionista like the rest.
so she tied the knot with a random stevie j.
i guess for their honey moon,
they both decided record and release some random music.
this is a snippet of the video for their upcoming single,
a minute“…

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Say Goodbye to Lance Gross

Screen Shot 2015-05-23 at 11.35.55 AMi’m going to try and write this one without weeping.
okay there goes a tear…
anyway word in the forest is that lance gross and rebecca jefferson,
his fiance and baby’s mother…
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I Will Bust A Fat Stupid Nut All In The Name of Jesus!

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hmm…

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ASSumptions Made A Bigger Ass Than The One On Your Back

MjAxMi1jMmNjNDljZWM3Yzc3NGNii love when people assume something about someone,
think of it as the truth,
and are left confused and disappointed when the opposite happens?
the sistas on message boards and comment boxes are in shock.
i love it!!!
i love how everyone assumed kerry washington loved snow wolves.
had me thinking it my damn self…

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Would You Turn Straight For 180,000?

so you may need to marry and impregnate her before you get this cash.
your dick may have to go right in her.
did i just hear someone gag?
don’t be shy.
her snapper only bites when done right.

this is all based on a true story BTW…

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Natalie Nunn’s Husband Gets All Wet

there is no doubt that natalie nunn’s husband isn’t attractive.
plus, he has a body for a J.O.B, so i was all on it.
plus, he is a pre baller wolf.
he decided to cool off in a way i’m sure deserved a 1,001 liked instagram shot…
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