^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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all i got was ^this and a dm saying:

“WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?”

i love when ya’ll send me shit in dramatic.
wellllllll….
it looks like bobby shmurda using someone’s bundles as a pillow.
when i focused all the way…

“allegedly“.
so i get on twitter and saw this…

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i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…

vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjewdPLqWU

…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.

Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.

She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
 2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…

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folks really like to invite nonsense into their lives…
gay relations can be different than straight ones.
we move a lot differently in relationships,
even though with many situations,
it can still have the same outcome.
we are still humans like our hetero counterparts,
so some shit might not fly.
so a foxholer sent me the following and asked me my thoughts…
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who is andrew caldwell?
well he is a MAN bay-beeeeeeee.
that’s right.
he is the leader of all the males.
andrew caldwell is still out here looking for the “wimmenz”.
he is also a straight killa now too.
a ryda.
you know how he do.
he seems to have had some beef recently.
a f-bi sent me a video of him putting his foot down…
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someone who has a lot of hoes?
someone who can get new pussy/ass/dick?
someone who has their shit together?
someone who is all bawdy,
but no emotions?
what is a man?
really?
so i always hear this phrase…
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