everyone wanted to fuck ex-nfl baller wolf,
larry johnson,
back in the day.
he was a hot off the grill in his glory days.
a few years ago,
a vixen i use to work with was dating him.
she moved all the way to miami to be with him.
he was a dj or something.
i wanted to ask her:

“Uh,
have you Google-d his life resume or…”

i’ve heard he is allegedly pretty unstable.
last i heard,
they broke up and she moved tf back up here.
i guess because of ryan russell coming out today,
larry was deep in the conspiracy theories on twitter.
this is what he had to tweet…

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EW!
how the mighty have fallen…

now, i wouldn’t talk to him without my hench-wolves present.
as usual, retired nfl player larry johnson found himself in the news for not being able to keep his hands to himself...
again….

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