great balls of grease fire!

Panic has a funny way of turning even the smartest among us into complete disasters.

it’s kind of like how those clueless white vixens,
who always run…

when fear takes over,
you’re stuck in fight,
flight,

or freeze mode.

If there’s a fire on your stove,
freezing isn’t exactly a winning strategy.

case in point of what was on my elon swamp timeline….

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She Walked In On Us

tumblr_n0cggxGxfS1rbcubso1_1280so this is a disclaimer.
this is NOT my fault before you start on me.
i was the victim of being:

1 wrong place
1 wrong time
1 work wolf

i swear on my life i was…
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“DAMN YOU HOODSWORLD!”… and Exhale.

Screen Shot 2013-06-21 at 2.10.33 PMi realize today i can’t go to hoodsworld’s site.
this week i started doing a fast.
no masturbating.
no sex.
anytime i felt the need or urge,
i would go read the bible.
all these “summer time fine” baller wolves are making it hard.
hood ain’t no better.
he updated me on brandon stephens,
( x this entry )
who plays for the detriot lions.
he also put some new shots up of him for me…

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He’s Breakfast, Lunch, and Maybe Dinner. I Haven’t Decided.

tumblr_mor00azS8s1qk5j8to4_500yes.
take a good look at this baller wolf meat.
hoodsworld forced me too.
i didn’t run.
i didn’t put up a fight
i couldn’t…

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My Baller Wolf Can Cook Me Breakfast and Deposit Funds In His Kitchen

You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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