we legit haven’t seen kim kardashian since that robbery in paris.
i’m starting to think it was real.
you know she couldn’t go into hiding for too long before all that happened.
there has been way too many opportunities for her to show face.

nada
zilch
zero

well it seems she is allegedly occupied.
allegedly,
not with her husband tho.
word in the forest is she is having an affair.
with a baller wolf.
well according to terez owens…
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of all the things that have been said about kim kardashian,
she sues mto?
that’s “media take out”.
i think she is the only celebrity who ever sued them.
don’t quote me.
here is why our kim k is taking the website to court via cnn…
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kim kardashian cried when her sex tape was leaked,
was a mess when she divorced kris humphries,
but was calm and collected after allegedly getting robbed.
well a video has been leaked.
no.
not another sex tape.
a video of the french police in the apartment right after this alleged robbery.
you know the one where she was tied up,
screamed frantically for help,
nearly jumped from a balcony like wonder woman,
and feared rape?
yeah.
that one.
well radar online has the video and well…
Continue reading “Liar! Liar! Your Robbery Story Could Douse Your Career on Fire!” →

so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
Continue reading “The Great Kardashian Jewelry Heist: Season 10; Episode One” →

…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated…
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this is what a fashion icon wears in 90+ degree weather.
yes.
kim kardashian is doing up for “16 new yawk fashion week.
i see why she has won so many awards for her fashion sense.
check what was under that jean jacket via gc images…
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