some males have a face for suckin’ dick.
hyena,
malachi robinson,
has that face.
look at those cheekbones.
he is also probably the world’s dumbest dl murderer too.
why?
well via advocate…

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were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:

“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”

cause this is how they handled it…

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i like an all black-faced watch.
i love black matte cars so i might be tad biased.
it really sets off the flex,
doesn’t it?
^this movado watch on their site costs $395.
a movado watch at sam’s club is a tad under $300 dollars.
a pastor in kansas city,
with a black belt in verbal uppercuts,
decided to mentally abuse his members for a movada watch…

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well another baller wolf has come out the closet.
this time,
he left the nfl before he did it.
his story is a little different because he nearly killed himself.
yeah.
the internal struggle was real.
a f-bi sent me the story via new york daily news…
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