asap rocky and future seem to have all the vixens going crazy.
could be the nice teethus,
clear smooth skin,
and the long hair.
well jilly from philly aka jill scott thinks rocky is ridiculously fine,
while future was carved from stone in this interview on hot 97…
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i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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she is trying too.
that’s paula patton.
no she isn’t cheatin on robin thicke.
she has a new movie coming out with some fine wolves:
boris.
derek.
taye.
trey.
it’s called baggage claim.
trailer below.
hit it…

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i will start writing my book today.
i was so scared,
but i’m not afraid anymore...

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You’re a prized possession, not everybody’s worthy.

I am a huge fan of Jill Scott.

She is the definition of a great talent, in my book.
Something about her voice and her words inspire me
to be greater and find love of myself and of someone else.

I bought her new album today,
Hidden Beach presents: The Original Jill Scott: from the vault vol. 1,
and she had a song that made me throw it on repeat on a few times.
If you do not have the album, I suggest you make it part of your musical collection.

“Wake up baby… wake up…”

It made me have to be completely honest with my readers and myself.
Ready…

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Now I will admit, I have thought to myself:

“If I looked like Beyonce, I would have the finest Wolves all on me!”
“If I was a Vixen, I would probably be the biggest ho ever!”
“These Wolves would be wrapped around my finger…”

Yup.
I’d be “that bad bitch with the fly wardrobe and the coke bottle shape“.
Probably be sexy enough to do music videos with all the rappers and singers I’d like to fuck.

But, after chillin’ with a few Vixens this weekend,
I could never be a Vixen.
Nope, nope, and nope….

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