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Solange Signed To Roc Nation Sports (Kick Boxer)

is the pretty picture starting to crumble…?
so i’m getting up to go pee after doing my regular work,
a piss i was holding all morning,
when my emails start going off like crazy.
“did you see…”
“solange and jay z…”
“omg jamari look at this on tmz…”
i immediately went back and sat down.
the pee could wait.
so i’m sure you saw solange spinning star kickin’ jay z in this elevator at the standard hotel.
beyonce being a witness to the madness.
it gives a new meaning to “ring the alarm”…
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“On The Run” To Watch It Online

the picture heard around the world.
so jay z and b going on a tour called “on the run” this summer.
i hear the tickets are 300 bills.
ain’t no way in hell…
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Jay Z, Uncle Luke, and Two Lesbians Shoot The Breeze

jay z has come a long way from his second album.
well some footage just surfaced with jay,
getting an interview from uncle luke about his second album,
while some chick eats another out next to him.
yes.
you read the last part right.
this is NSFW and 18^...
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Jay Z Wants Your Arm, Leg, and A Side of Ass For His Line At Barneys

so i don’t know if you guys been following along,
but jay z debuted his line at barneys.
barneys had an issue out here where they were under fire for racial profiling.
well jay’s line was under development during all the drama.
he was waiting for all the evidence,
like the news wasn’t broadcasting it enough,
so he would address the issue.
well he said “fuck ya’ll outrage” and released the line anyway.
now you know i love good fashion but…
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So Jay Z Jumped In The Pool with Beyonce…

…and a ton of memes are made.
beyonce got hers last year after her super bowl performance.
jay its your turn.
jay z, b, and blue are out in italy i guess for b’s birthday.
they decided to go swimming and well…

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Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”

pharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…