11pm to 3am entertainment is already when things get spicy,
but I wonder how hot it gets at 4am?

well a wolf named devante has that covered.
sidefont: i feel like that has always been a hood name for a sexy mofo.
i’ve met some real cute “devantes”.
well,
Foxhole meet this devante from baltimore…

…but devante has a secret.
a pretty big secret.
one that he pulls out at 4am,
which is way past the “11pm to 3am” curfew…

I’m going to use Charlie as an example for this upcoming entry.
Disclaimer: I’m NOT implying that Charlie is down for the Foxhole.
There is no confirmation besides he is STRAIGHT as far as I know.
I still think he is fine AF even though he annoyed me being on that reality show.
I tell/font him that to his face but I digress…

i read a reddit sub a while back where a fox met a fine wolf at the gym,
and the wolf legit started talking to him out of interest,
and the fox was asking himself:

“Why would he even be interested in me?”

…because he felt he wasn’t “just as fine” too.
apparently,
the fox is average in all areas.
so let’s font that the fox goes on autopilot and later on down the road,
they fall into in a relationship because the wolf is genuinely into him…

The insecurities that this Wolf triggered out this Fox would cause him to fuck up this potential relationship.

so it made me think about dating those we think are out our league.
it led me back to a conversation with a friend the other day.
she showed me an IG post of tyler lepley and i asked her…

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.

okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.

better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

Own your shit.

i’ve been working hard to own my shit…