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This Laid Me Out!
when he says “don’t come in my room”,
he means it…
Breezy Wolf Raises From The Dead
as you all know,
or may not,
breezy wolf aka chris brown had a seizure yesterday and was admitted into the hospital.
allegedly he has had seizures since he was a child.
i had a dream about him the night before which was weird.
did all this drug use trigger something? i wonder what triggered it?
that was his tweet ( x ) today.
smh.
i need him to get his life together.
as much as a talent he is,
and has had a lot of potential,
he isn’t built for the fire.
maybe this retirement maybe a good thing?
wishing you well from the foxhole breezy.
Chaka Khan Can You Tell Me Something Good?
something told me to download chaka khan’s greatest hits.
like marvin,
i never listened to a full album of hers.
i only knew her popular songs,
kanye west,
and got2breal.
boy was i missing out.
her funky music instantly put me in a good mood.
i like this exploring the music terrain i have embarked on.
my soul needs this.
i want to check out florence and the machine soon.
lowkey: i dead ass thought this was whitney on “im every woman” with her.
NFL PRE SEASON FOOTBALL TIME!
the nfl baller wolves are back!
ring the alarms and get some snacks.
the pre season football games for your friday night!
19:30 Miami Dolphins vs Jacksonville Jaguars
x click here to all games LIVE
*click name of game you want to watch on site,
you should see “link”.
when you click there will be an ad.
let it load and hit close.
wallah.
ALL THE MEAT AT THE POOL PARTY: (389)
see this is the dangerous shit i talk about.
you ever went to a straight event and it was meat everywhere?!
made you want to pull your head off and bash it on a wall.
well a wolf-bi went to a pool party at rehab in vegas for memorial day weekend.
hosted by diddy with guests lil wayne and meek mill.
he wanted to show me a video he found of all the meat…
Dear God Can You Put A Penis In My Mouth So I Will Stop Gossiping. Amen!
“mmm you know he suckin’ dick for happy meals right? yes chile.”
“um no one is a bottom anymore cause its all about being a vers boo boo. i been making a good hoe name for myself in these streets. step ya bussy game up. no one sucks a dick like me bay bah bayyyy bayyyy!!!”
“ooh didn’t you hear? he a escort on craigslist. can you imagine? craigslist? all the real hoes go on a4a boo. i’m just sayings in everything. shoots.”
“biiiiiitch guess who i just saw on myvidster getting his back. blown. out???!!! biiiiitttttch!!! he was supposed to be a top, but biiiiiiitch he a bottom!!!??? i mean biiiiiiiitch he never wanted to fuck me in any role, but i had to tell you biiiiitch because its a biiiitccchhh!!!”
now inside the church its:
“that is sister margret’s daughter. you know she has a past right? married men girl. mm hmm.”
“why didn’t sam put money in for offering? he is not giving to the lord. don’t he know hell?”
“i just had to pray for sister denise. mm mmm. she slept with 5 men in one weekend and is pregnant. don’t know who the father is. poor girl. she told me in confidence, but the lord told me to share.”
“the lord told me it was okay to sleep with the pastor. he came to me in prayer and said the reason he doesn’t look at his wife is because they are not happy. the lord told me to sit and spin on his penis three times, look to the left, and bark like a dog and i will be the new first lady.”
i started to wonder…
Same story; different cast?
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