it seems he really likes that “gay ssh!”

behind every male who screams “i don’t like that gay shit“…

Is someone who secretly whispers that they likes that gay shit.

either for pleasure or for a check,
the gay shit is to be had.
a Foxholer dropped someone who claimed they ain’t like that gay shit in the past.
that was then and this is…

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chemistry is not hard to understand

Chemistry…

you ever met someone and you felt drawn to them?
it was an unexplainable force between you both.
at first,
you genuinely thought that they didn’t like you tbh.
there is a “weird” standoffish energy in the beginning.
you would catch them looking at you tho.
that is the where ya’ll’s story starts.

They can’t keep their eyes off you.
You can’t keep your eyes off them
.

you both look at each other like you’re in a trance.
that is the unspoken language.
once the ice melts and you both start feeling comfortable,
you start touching each other in subtle (or not so subtle) ways.

They can’t keep their hands off you.
You can’t keep your hands off them.

you cannot deny chemistry.
this is why most males who are struggling with their sexuality are scared of you.
they know you will have their noses wide open.
so when i saw this video of nfl baller wolf,
travis kelce,
and his ex,
kayla nicole

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so i did something stupid…

Even Benji is judging me…

i did something stupid and i had no choice but to take a heavy L.
the other night,
cousin hybrid asked me for my paypal so his mother could send me money.
it was around 350.
half sleep,
i wrote my email to him.
days go by and i see no money.
so i hit him up and asked what happened.
Foxhole…

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bey said we are going to ride the cowboys at the rodeo this era

I called it.
I knew it.
I felt it.
I heard it.

i had a feeling bey was dropping new music.
she wasn’t walking around here like dolly parton.
i knew before her iconic verizon commercial during the superbowl:

pause: i love love LOVE this commercial.
i love when bey shows us her personality.

well after usher’s concert,
bey was like it’s my turn and she broke the superbowl cause…

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the “i could have done better” crowd have issues with usher

as a millennial,
i pulled up to see my gen x legend give us a performance.
usher has been a part of many of our lives since we were young.
he has done some dumb shit over the years that has gotten him caught up.
see what i did there?
he’s like bey with songs that bring back hella memories.

Sidebar: I’m listening to Confessions and I am taken back to a time when I was getting over someone.
I couldn’t listen to this album for a long time but it still sounds so fresh as it did in 2004.

i remember when “yeah” dropped and all the white wolves lost their shit.
that song in the club use to activate peak “copy the video” too.
so when i see…

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one of the leaders of the “vintage tumblr penis” caught in the wild

i think many of the Foxholers know those iconic tatts.
what’s wild is he crossed my mind randomly the other day.
of course,
i’m in sync with many of The Foxholers.

Head Attentionisto in Charge,
George Hill,
is one of the leaders of the “Vintage Tumblr Penis”.

good times.
a F-BI saw him in the wild and wanted to update us.
this is what he looks like these days…

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