chrystian lehr put his d!ck down and told me to suck it?

well,
what do we have here!?

it’s elon’s twitter being its usual and hypocritical self.
free speech until you have to pay for it.
anyone can buy a blue check and spew hate,
but i mention chrystian lehr and i’m suspended.

oof!
so i posted two pics of chrystian from google on there…

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i’m a sensitive thug and i need a hug

when i was younger,
i was wild sensitive.

like,
deep in the jungles kind of wild.
you couldn’t make a joke in my expense without me spiraling.
i tried to control how people saw me.
if someone dared come for me,
or if i fell on my ass in public…

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katy perry in her “oh no baby what is you doing???” era

when of our peers gets exposed for not playing nice,
or just being a total scumbag,
it’s a bad look for anyone siding with them.
“guilty by association” is real and it seems katy perry clearly missed that memo.
ke$ha’s trauma with dr. luke was headline news back in 2014.
( x read about it here )
she even dropped a album and song (that i loved) about er healing process.

So “why come” Katy thought it was a good idea to team up with Dr. Luke for her comeback?

the wild part?…

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some new yawk males are like the zoo: look but don’t touch

oh,
the new yawk male,
especially the ones from the forests of brooklyn.

mmm mmm mmm.
it is always a good time with them.
they know how to party,
can “tawk” their way out of most things,
and are skilled hustlers.
you want something cheaper or need access somewhere and they got you.
alas…

It’s all good until you start fucking them.

after living here for so long,
i’ve learned many things about the males out here.

Look,
touch,
and don’t fall for the bullshit.

“TF is you talkin’ about?????????” should be a staple in your vocabulary.
you gotta be ready to cuss a pineapple out in a second.
i shared the following video with The Foxholers yesterday.
many hit me up and i had to wipe the drool from off their chin…

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their guilt is your comeback

“…somehow,
your name came up last night.”

whenever i hear that,
i groan.
only because in the past,
it’s a “let’s say everything about jamari behind his back than to his face” fest.

“He asked about you and wanted to know how you’ve been doing.”

if i was driving a car,
i’d probably would have crashed..
.

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when did kevin hart start looking like “daddy come f*ck me right now”?

i’ve never been a real kevin hart kind of fox tbh.
i don’t think he is funny unless he is in a movie.
i don’t really do stand up comedy tbh.
kevin has never been all that attractive to me but ummmmm..
a Foxholer sent me a recent video of kevin and i had to ask…

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