rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news…
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i suspect the next time anyone wants fake bunz,
they will make sure to do the research.
so a transgendered she-jackal is headed to jail.
she thought she could play “doctor” and fill bawdy parts with glue and fix-a-flat.
it wasn’t until one of her clients died that she was hauled off to jail.
well she will be sitting on her own fix-a-flat to think about her crimes via the new york post…
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chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

“you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere
me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me
pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine
yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this
so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
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i knew chris brown would find himself on the news soon.
it was too quiet without some chris brown fuckery.
so chris brown was in a police stand off today.
yes.
it has come to this.
allegedly,
he waved a gun at some snow bunny in his crib.
this is what went down via la times…
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i gave mi my netflix password when she first got her.
i changed that shit as soon as she started showing her true colors.
well i’m glad i did because netflix is trying to put us all in jail!
this is what refinery29 has to say…
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sexting.
we have all done it.
it’s usually seen as foreplay before “12 play”.
sometimes you can sext all day and get “no play”.
i have sexted quite a few wolves and it went no where.
well who knew you could go to jail for it?
i certainly didn’t.
this black mini baller wolf now has a record because of it.
everyone meet levar allen.
he was sexting a snow bunny and well…
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