some folks are too pretty for jail.
christopher michael harty,
also know as prince michael on love and hiphop miami,
is one of them.
i haven’t heard from or about him in a while.
i figured he was minding his business,
promoting parties,
and bussin’ things open on onlyfans with that mega pipe of his.
nope.
he was allegedly bussin’ vixens mouthes open and kidnapping them too…

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people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…

x his tail up

chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
 after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…

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it’s good to see everyone getting involved in online skits.
who knew the jailbirds were doing the same while being locked up?
how they got phones is beyond me,
but i won’t ask any questions.
check out this skit with folks behind bars via “flyheight“…

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i can come off really guarded in person.
it’s nerves tbh.
it is all nervous energy in how i come off to other people.
when alcohol is in me,
my inhibitions can help me relax but i don’t want to become an alcoholic.
weed has only made me paranoid af.
honestly…

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this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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i can’t imagine being someone who had it all,
could go anywhere in the world,
money out the foxhole,
only to lose it all and be sentenced to die in jail.
whew!
life can come at you fast.
harvey weinstein will go down in the history books as that.
he was sentenced for his crimes today and well…
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