you know where i use to think shemar moore was fine?
that movie,
“the brothers” with morris chestnut.
his bawdy in that drove me crazy.
that is when i wanted to ride him into the sunset.
well it seems someone else did…
and ran off with shemar’s 60k.
it is also someone shemar thought was a “friend” named keith tisdell.
yeah.
one of these stories.
this is what the ny daily news had to say about it…
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do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…
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so one of the foxholers had an early morning delivery for me.
the rapper wolf,
ca$h out,
showing us what he is working with.
again.
this time,
the picture was titled:

“SHE AIN’T BEEN FUCKED IN A MINUTE”

…before he deleted it.
 well…
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well props no more!
kim kardashian is now her ideal weight.
dare i say,
she is looking like old “kim” again.
yes!
that’s right!
she was not going to let us get the last laugh.
she went on the “no kanye west work out plan” and well…
Continue reading “I Guess Kim Kardashian Tole Us” →

you should always wash the meat off before you do anything with it…

i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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