today at work,
you would have thought it was the frozen tundra.
thank god i had on my best fur today.
a fox may have froze to death…
Continue reading “It’s Mighty Chilly In August” →

just when i was about to join a site like “match.com”,
a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”.
he was looking for a little romance and this happened…
Continue reading “Plenty of Robbery and Murder Charges” →

this is what happens when you are a dumb ass.
jeah!
ryan lochte is a dumb ass.
jeah!
he ruined his entire legacy with a lie.
jeah!
a lie that just cost him his sponsorships.
jeah!
check out the ones via cnn money…
Continue reading “I Got Dropped x4 (Jeah!)” →

soooooooo…
i want to get ^this one into my foxhole.
asap.
remember that ( x no named wolf ) that damn near had me at “sin city” on a sunday?
all i know is he was marvin bienaime’s newest recruit.
well i went sniffin earlier and found a lead.
aaaah.
it’s good to be back.
everyone meet kiaree elijah daniels and this is his shoot with marvin bienaime.
even his name sounds fine…
Continue reading “Kiaree Elijah Daniels: How Does It Feel?” →

foxhole…
frankie o dropped a surprise album on our asses this weekend.
“blond”,
he called it.
i had to ask ya’ll what your thoughts were?
you had to know the post was coming.
my thoughts: i dig it.
i gotta listen to endless tho.

idris elba is in the fight of his life.
the fight?

To not have to try to hard to get my the drawz

well who knew idris is a part time boxer?
so much so,
he has a fight coming up.
he posted his progress through a selfie on his ig and well…
Continue reading “Idris Elba Is Who You Call When You Want That Thang Beat Up” →