“He Did Not Have To Give 1,000 Throat Jobs To Get Her On The Cover.”

giphywell the queen of the fashion world has spoken.
anna wintour lets it be known that yeezus did not have to do any sexual favors,
african voodoo,
or win the company raffle to get sleezus on the vogue cover.
this is what she had to say
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The Better Vogue Cover #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple

BjSThmgCUAAsagYnow i’d buy this vogue magazine.
these two been together since muppet babies.
#noattentionwhoring
don’t ack like miss piggy isn’t the biggest diva of them all.

I’m A Caged Animal and My Underarms Smell Like Onion Rings

tumblr_n2tb5bXrQw1rirxvyo1_r1_500oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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Paul George Got Some Pipe Leakage? (Dickland)

tumblr_n2t4oaaUhf1r39lglo5_1280so apparently,
dickland has traveled up the golden forest of the nba.
that’sright.
it seems the owner is pulling some top shelf wolves into his production.
the alleged first on his list?
nba baller wolf paul george
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Mama Said Knock You Out (Or She Gonna Do It Herself)

LL Cool J Mama Said Knock You Out (w Music Videos)no.
not the ll cool j classic album.
a real mother punching the living shit out her daughter.
why?
oh because she was caught having sex in her house…
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Sore (Yeezus + Sleezus)

img-apriltest_104557289055.jpg_guides_heroi don’t know he did it,
or how sore yeezus must be,
but sleezus is gracing the cover of vogue magazine.
anna what hadda happened?
i thought you hated her?
it was so bad today,
the snow bunnies at work were having a fit.
i can just imagine the timelines when this image leaked.
they even made a little video to celebrate the april 2014 cover…
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