yup.
i took a shower in my expensive soap,
sprayed some prada on my skin,
and put on something real sexy.
did i mention the date was at 8pm?
yeah…
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that is a “dump truck”.
good lordt.
here is one mo…
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well the queen of the fashion world has spoken.
anna wintour lets it be known that yeezus did not have to do any sexual favors,
african voodoo,
or win the company raffle to get sleezus on the vogue cover.
this is what she had to say…
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now i’d buy this vogue magazine.
these two been together since muppet babies.
#noattentionwhoring
don’t ack like miss piggy isn’t the biggest diva of them all.

oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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so apparently,
dickland has traveled up the golden forest of the nba.
that’sright.
it seems the owner is pulling some top shelf wolves into his production.
the alleged first on his list?
nba baller wolf paul george…
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