you read right.
everyone i post on my site is straight.
well let me explain…
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so denzel wells thought…
someone in heels…
…would make people assume he was gay?
well if ^that picture didn’t make people speculate…
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i’m down.
you know i’m down.

signed,
ratchet jamari

lowkey: i almost feel like…
threesomes should only happen for foxes if the wolves look like this.
imagine all that meat coming at you in all directions?
if ima be a hoe,
i want my body count to make people VOMIT.

http://youtu.be/pJu-7-JpHZk

denzel.
denzel.
denzel wells.
he went on “america’s next top model” and fucked himself in the ass.
hard.
no vaseline.
tyra banks being the one to fuck him.
how ironic.
so i saw this on tumblr today and well…
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i guess this is phase 2 of the flu.
coughing and tiredness.
well it couldn’t stop me from seeing “gone girl” last night.
“gone girl” is based on the successful book by gillian flynn.
i didn’t read the book yet,
but everyone i have come in contact with has read this book.
when i said i was going to see the movie opening night,
i got alot of:

“OOOOH GOOD BOOK!”

“I HATED THE ENDING,
BUT THAT BOOK WAS SO GOOD…”

“YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU LIKED IT MONDAY!”

…mostly from snow bunnies.
i saw the trailer a while ago,
i think on youtube or something,
and it intrigued me like it was going to be something epic.
it stars ben affleck,
rosamund pike,
neil patrick harris,
and tyler perry.
well…
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so nick jonas wants your vote.
oh and your money too.
well how else do you think he is planning on selling this new album?
…singing?
hell naw!
he’s gonna drop trou and grab his junk!
nick got all the snow foxes moist in his latest shoot for flaunt mag…
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