why designer relationships end up being last season

first off,
there is nothing wrong with looking good with your partner.

you both present well and look like you smell like expensive ass fragrances.
absolutely nothing wrong with that.
the designer relationships look expensive,
but it’s all about overly selling a presentation like a luxury storefront.

behind the curated aesthetics,
and the “we woke up like dis” filtered everything,
it looks like an endless product placement of a relationship.
there’s often nothing real holding it together.
even the sex on their OFs is curated.
it’s not intimacy; it’s marketing.
marketing to poor lonely souls who yearn for their own brand of designer too.
these designer relationships aren’t built to last

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at this point, do they have a target goal anymore?

when you do something that goes against the grain,
the best thing you can do is fix it.

that only works if you actually GAF.
there are many jackals and hyenas in a high rise offices,
who don’t GAF what anyone beneath them has to say/font/protest/throw a tantrum.
if actually enjoy watching the forests burn.

Is Target trying to go out of business?

i saw this and i’m baffled…

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justin bieber is on the autobahn kind of crash out

hailey bieber did not expect to get this version of justin bieber when she married him.
stalked,
manifested,

and sunk her claws to hold onto dear life.

even having a kid with her isn’t stopping the full speed crash out of him.
justin bieber has been off the beaten path for a while but this here

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should we update our ex files for steven beck and his husband?

one thing social media relationships,
and even regula degula,
have taught me is:

The little birds are watching every move from the trees.

in this case,
my little foxes are always watching.
yesterday,
i was minding my black ass business when i got a drop.
it was about steven beck and his husband,
1stkingdavid.

judging from what i was sent,
i think we may need to add “ex” in-front of husband because…

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i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:

Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.

my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…

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jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?

there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.

If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.

i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.

when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…

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